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Dicholas Chad Pansy

Narrated by Cora Dean

Ruin Your Life Now, Book 5

Released
May 16, 2025
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1 hr 18 mins
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This humorous and irreverent guide explores the many ways people ghost in modern dating, from subtle microghosting to full disappearance, all with a satirical take on romantic chaos. Filled with witty humor, relatable stories, and playful tactics, it offers tips on both ghosting others and reversing the process. Combining elements of a survival manual and revenge tool, the book promises to entertain and empower those navigating the unpredictable world of contemporary romance.
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