Destiny Can Bite Me

In this sardonic urban fantasy, immortal Vincent Lupo, a wine-loving vampire, finds himself caught in a deadly game involving a severed head, cursed scripts, and death cults, all while trying to avoid becoming the centerpiece of a prophecy he prefers to ignore. As he navigates a world filled with magical chaos and unlikely allies, Vincent's sharp wit and bad attitude keep the story engaging while he struggles to stay alive and out of trouble. A tale of blood, banter, and poor decisions, this audiobook offers a darkly humorous adventure with a reluctant hero at its center.