There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel
Narrated by Ari Fliakos
John Dies at the End, Book 5
- Released
- Releases November 3, 2026
- Length
- 12 hrs 21 mins
- Format
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Publisher
- Macmillan Audio
In the latest installment of Jason Pargin's John Dies at the End series, a bizarre mystery unfolds in a small town when a heap of severed human limbs appears in a vacant department store parking lot, accompanied by a peculiar set of footprints. As local heroes John, David, and Amy delve into the chaos—compounded by David's own arm being part of the gruesome pile—they must confront a strange man hunting an entity known as “the Penetrator.” With the threat of sensational headlines looming and the authorities eager to erase the town from existence, the trio faces an outrageous weekend of confusion and danger, all while dispelling rumors of nonexistent giant crabs.
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