I'd Rather Glue Me Nut Sack to a Bullet Train

Released: October 30, 2025
Length: 6 hrs 52 mins
Format: Unabridged Audiobook
Publisher: Slipperygrip Publishing

Hakim, an Iranian, arrives in Australia and joins Bluey on a journey to the city, navigating the challenges of adapting to a new environment. The story captures Hakim’s experiences and cultural insights as he learns what it means to be Australian. Filled with humor and memorable moments, the narration offers an entertaining exploration of friendship and discovery.

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