Please Remain Seated: This Will Only Take a Moment

Please Remain Seated: This Will Only Take a Moment is a dark satirical audiobook that explores a world where power shifts from loud, overt actions to subtle control through patience, schedules, and compliance. Told in a cold, sharp tone with dark humor, it reveals how violence and catastrophe become background noise as the focus moves to quiet management and soft reassignments. Bleak yet precise, the story offers a Kafka-like glimpse into modern containment and the slow erosion of agency.