Human Statues

In a darkly comedic twist on street performance, "Some rivalries are set in stone" follows Harry Andrews and Martin Haggerty, two competing human statues whose initial act of jealousy spirals into an all-consuming obsession. As their rivalry escalates, the Chelmsley High Street transforms into a chaotic battleground, testing their limits of dignity, sanity, and legality. This engaging audiobook explores the absurdity of art and the unexpected dangers of remaining still in a world where rivalry takes center stage.