A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens
Narrated by Scott LeCote
The Alien’s Guide Series: Notes for Visiting Earth (and Elsewhere)
- Released
- November 24, 2025
- Length
- 21 mins
- Format
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tamara Crain
Embark on a humorous journey through "A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens," the ultimate survival manual for extraterrestrial visitors navigating the quirks of human existence. This witty guide offers essential tips on engaging with humans (including the critical importance of snacks), an overview of Earth's chaotic transport systems, and strategies for tackling the planet's fashion and cuisine. Each chapter features checklists to monitor your progress, all delivered with a blend of sarcasm and genuine concern for your safety. Perfect for fans of science fiction and humor, this audiobook invites listeners to explore Earth with playful curiosity.
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