"I Hate Your Time Machine"

Join a space-pirate inspired by a long-ago Dark Lord as he navigates the challenges of quarantine aboard a stolen starship. In this imaginative audiobook, the Dark Lord reinterprets 42 classic fantasy and science fiction tropes, crafting tales that range from hilariously absurd to delightfully dark. Jeff Mach, known for his best-sellers, delivers a collection of satirical and twisted stories that promise to ignite both laughter and introspection, but the warning is clear: these words may be too wild for the faint-hearted.