I Never Do This

In this gripping audiobook, listeners meet LaDene Faye Howell, a young woman caught in police custody who recounts her wild experiences after her paroled cousin, Bobbie Frank, pulls her into a crime spree, including the kidnapping of their old high school principal. Raised in a conservative, religious family in Devola, Ohio, LaDene grapples with her complex heritage and the allure of rebellion against familial expectations. As she narrates her misadventures in a dramatic monologue, she seeks to gain sympathy from listeners while revealing a long-hidden secret. Infused with country noir elements, the story explores her struggle for identity amidst family ties and criminal entanglements.