I’m Glad You’re Dead

In "Biteman and Pope’n," John Cook's life takes a dramatic turn when he accepts an offer of immortality in a medieval prison, only to become a vampire burdened with centuries of guilt and dark humor. As he navigates the moral complexities of his new existence, he teams up with a Roman Catholic priest in modern-day Houston to combat evil and protect the downtrodden through extreme measures. However, as they prepare for battle, John discovers that he unwittingly holds the key to an impending apocalypse, requiring him to confront both his past and the hidden terms of his immortality contract. Prepare for a thrilling ride filled with dark comedy and unorthodox justice.