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Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Debbie Dadey

Narrated by Khristine Hvam

The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 16

Released
December 12, 2023
Length
45 mins
Format
Unabridged Audiobook
Publisher
Tantor Audio
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In the quirky town of Bailey City, the arrival of a new guidance counselor at Bailey Elementary School stirs up intrigue among the students. With his unnaturally pale skin, aversion to sunlight, and chilling touch, Counselor Drake leaves the kids questioning his true nature. Could he possibly be Count Dracula, or is there more to this mysterious figure than meets the eye?
childrensgeneralhumor satiremiddle grade

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