The Brentford Chainstore Massacre

In this whimsical tale by Robert Rankin, genetic scientist Dr. Stephen Malone embarks on a controversial project to clone Jesus using DNA from the Turin Shroud, creating six clones for various major religions—a concept that promises chaos. Meanwhile, Brentford prepares for the Millennial Celebrations two years early, aimed at throwing an unforgettable party, unless unforeseen disasters unfold. With a reputation for combining humor and absurdity, Rankin delivers a narrative rich in tall tales and comedic twists.