Fat Vampire

In "Reginald The Vampire," a new audiobook adaptation now featured as a SYFY TV series, overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin encounters a co-worker, Maurice, who unexpectedly turns out to be a two-thousand-year-old vampire. After being transformed to save his life, Reginald finds himself as the slowest and weakest vampire ever, facing unique challenges as he navigates the difficulties of his new existence. As he grapples with being an out-of-shape vampire, Reginald uncovers rare powers, putting him at odds with the Vampire Council, which seeks to eliminate him as a lowly representative of their kind.