Villain for Hire: Failure is the Only Option

In "Villain for Hire," the protagonist navigates the tumultuous world of villainy while adhering to four unconventional rules, including never harming civilians and always losing in the end. Juggling the challenges of rival villains, belligerent heroes, and unexpected fatherhood, he finds himself unexpectedly thrust into a chaotic race for power after eliminating a major adversary. As every villain seeks his newly vacant seat and pressure mounts to concoct a grand scheme, he must navigate this absurd landscape fueled by humor, intrigue, and an assortment of eccentric characters. This thrilling adventure promises a delightful blend of villainy and unexpected twists.