No Country for Old Gnomes

In No Country for Old Gnomes, bestselling authors Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne welcome listeners to the whimsical world of Pell, where a war brews between the cheerful gnomes and the feisty halflings riding war alpacas. The story follows Offi Numminen, a gnome who embraces his individuality and rallies a group of lovable misfits—including a hungry gryphon and a bearded teen witch—as they embark on a quest to thwart a villain threatening their land. Packed with humor, heart, and adventure, this irreverent fantasy tale joyfully subverts traditional tropes while celebrating friendship and self-acceptance.