Attempted Vampirism: Publisher's Pack

Dive into the Attempted Vampirism series with books one and two, following the misadventures of Jonathan, a vampire noble who finds himself in a precarious situation after a run-in with the notorious Blood Alliance Department of Taxation. With only his loyal butler Miles by his side, Jonathan embarks on a series of perilous missions to reclaim his dilapidated castle and fortune, facing challenges from vampire tax collectors to ancient evils. The journey promises humor, danger, and unexpected alliances, all while Jonathan grapples with the absurdities of his vampiric life.