The Pirate Who Had to Pee
Narrated by Stig Wemyss
- Released
- July 1, 2025
- Length
- 3 mins
- Format
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Publisher
- ABC Audio
Pirate Pete faces a humorous challenge as he needs to find a bathroom while sailing across the ocean on Captain Bones's ship, which has a broken toilet. The story follows his race back to town across a wide expanse of water, filled with splashing, dripping, and swirling elements. Will Pete be able to hold on until he reaches his destination?
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