Sentient Bisexual Ketchup and Mustard Get Me Off
Narrated by Georgia Bird
- Released
- April 2, 2021
- Length
- 24 mins
- Format
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Publisher
- Chuck Tingle
Lindsey attends a baseball game with tickets she received for her favorite team, The Lobsters, and finds herself seated next to a sentient manifestation of Ketchup. As their conversation heats up, another condiment manifestation, Mustard, joins in, leading to an intense and explicit bisexual encounter involving Ketchup and Mustard. This 4,200-word erotic story explores their provocative and imaginative interactions.
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