Congratulations, You're a Magic Rock

After dying in a bizarre accident, Sarah finds herself reborn as a sentient dungeon core trapped in a world governed by a snarky system that expects her to become a monster. Armed with wit, sarcasm, and a talent for psychological warfare, she chooses to build a sanctuary for goblin refugees rather than follow the system's cruelty-driven path. As her dungeon grows into a strange and dangerous haven, Sarah must outsmart cosmic bureaucracy and forge a community in the last place anyone would expect—inside a living dungeon. This darkly humorous LitRPG adventure blends dungeon building, clever tactics, and heartwarming found-family moments.